Selaco Chapter 1 Achievement Guide (SPOILERS) – WIP screenshots and more info will be added in time but should be enough to help people get everything they need.
Selaco Chapter 1 Achievement Guide (SPOILERS)
Story Achievement
Reporting for duty!
Pub fight
Humanity’s second chancePaper forever
Buddy system
Death Toll
Game Over!
Hard to Miss Achievements
Safe Heaven
Enter any safe room
Marathon runner
Take 15,000 steps, it unlocks fairly early in the game
Homecoming
Enter Dawn’s house in the bunker hidden in Sal’s Bar (top floor, accessible by stairs or climbing)
Death Incarnate
Kill 1000 enemies, it will eventually unlock
Everything Else
Save the world bro!
Throughout the game you will find Space Bro arcade cabinets to play.
Put in 2 credits and try to get to level 10.
Save the bombs until the end when you need them and try to let the power-ups run out before picking up more.
AFK
There is a wellness center directly opposite The Broken Seal, go inside and enter the sauna, then stay there for 1 hour (don’t forget to turn on the sauna via the wall panel).
When the game is running in the background, you can ALT + Tab.
Myth busted!
Place the toilet paper on the toilet and then flush the toilet. Do this until the toilet explodes.
Mozzarella Miracle!
You will find pizza boxes throughout the levels.
Open it and there is a 5% (1/20) chance that it will contain a full pizza.
Unionize!
At the beginning of the street level, you’ll find a datapad that contains the game Burger Flipper.
Open it and you’ll be greeted with a burger-themed version of Cookie Clicker.
Slowly work your way up the upgrades and eventually you can easily afford 100 minimum bets.
Sharp and Shiny
To fully upgrade the weapon, you will need at least 4-5 technology modules, which you will find when entering the safe rooms.
Tech pods don’t consume, so each time you get one you unlock more weapon upgrades.
Once you have enough weapon parts and tech modules, simply unlock all upgrades for one weapon (note that grenades and mines do not count towards this achievement).
Crime Averted
There is an aquarium inside Sal’s Bar and a bathroom in the back of the bar.
Break the glass, catch the fish, then run to the bathroom and place the fish in the sink before it dies.
Make a backup in advance in case you miss it.
Sharp Shooter
Wait until you have a sniper rifle, then look for areas with a lot of space, such as courtyards and squares, and try to shoot a distant enemy.
Gwyn Simp
If you want to spend 5000 credits on one computer, you will have to save your money for most of the game.
If you go for it, I recommend not buying anything at all or opening any supply crates (the ones you have to pay for).
Once you have 5050, go to the Gwyn machine and spend them all.
The best way to do this is to deplete your health and portable medical kit supply, then buy a Confidence Booster (4000), 3 Medical Kits (600) and 6 Quickstims (450).
Daily bonus
Interact with this machine as soon as you enter the mall.
That’s not a bug, that’s a feature!
Drop a can of Tornado Hairspray (found at Exodus Mall) into any bin that looks like this.
Overkill
First you will need to buy the Confidence Booster from the Gwyn machine.
It costs 4000 credits and is a permanent update so you don’t have to worry about it running out.
Then you need to get to Exodus Mall South (upper floor with purple card).
You will find two stores here, Titan Gym and Exodus Quickmart.
You can find Protein Shake at the Titan Gym counter and Bunny Hopper at the Exodus Quickmart counter.
Swallow one, run to the other shop and drink the other, and before the effects wear off, switch to fists and find an enemy to defeat.
Humiliation!
Defeat the Juggernaut (big boss enemy) with your fists.
I believe you only need to hit the killing blow with your firsts so you can tone them down a bit first if you want.
Of course, it will be easier on lower difficulties.
NotEvenRemotelyFair.WAD
Start the new game on ‘Selaco Must Fall‘ difficulty and immediately step on the land mine you appear next to.
Power Overwhelming
To get the Railgun, you must find all 6 security cards during the game and then enter the Starlight building.
Defeat each of the 4 colored sections to collect the keys, then open the central area to claim your prize.
DPS LFG
This requires you to get 1200 DPS per range in any Safe Room you visit.
You can currently get this in Endless mode on the range by shooting the Railgun through multiple targets.
If this is fixed, then I would suggest trying to throw a grenade and shoot the railgun at the same time on one target in Punching Bag mode.
Using the Double Tap upgrade for the pistol can work as well, and I believe the headshots do a bit more damage, so try to go for them.
The Penetrator Nailbomb buff should also deal enough damage.
Little Teddy Man
Take Wilson from the start of the game to Dawn’s home in the bunker hidden in Sal’s Bar.
You shouldn’t do this from the very beginning of the game, as you are free to return here once you kill all the enemies in your way.
After that, the only difficult part is carrying it up those two ladders.
For the first one you should throw it on the platforms on either side of the ladder and then climb up and throw it on the next platform, I found it easiest to switch sides each time and I would definitely recommend saving after each successful throw.
The second ladder is much easier as you just throw it once and make it land in the corner and stick there until you climb up and grab it again.
In total, it takes about 25 minutes to get him from the start of the game to Sal’s Bar if you’ve cleared all the enemies in between.
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Written By: Scrimbo